The Muppet Show has arrived at Chelsea – the sale of Nemanja Matic to Manchester United proved it

Date: Thursday 17th August 2017 at 3:33 pm
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AS we commented earlier in the week – Chelsea were ‘mad’ to sell Nemanja Matic to Manchester United.

It’s not as if the reigning champions are over-loaded with quality midfielders, so why sell your main man to a title rival? Doesn’t make sense.

Matic has already proved his worth at Old Trafford, looks the real deal and fits into Jose Mourinho’s football philosophy…

Stop the opposition before we play our own game.

Many Chelsea fans have expressed  their disappointment at the departure of the Serbian international who has already impressed United fans.

One person not so impressed, however, is our latest correspondent – and resident ranter – Paul Zealey who is still struggling to come to terms with the sale of such a valued asset. He comments…

Which overpaid muppet at Chelsea agreed to sell Nemjaja Matic to Manchester United?

As a now worried Chelsea fan following the events of the last few weeks, I have to say Matic was sheer quality at the weekend against West Ham.

It’s like we have just given Jose back the keys to his chastity belt.

The next thing I am expecting to hear is that we have made a bid for Jonjo Shelvey as a replacement and drafted in Tiger Woods’ doctor as medical adviser.

No doubt we will attempt to buy back Matic next summer for more money after he is named player of the season at United. And what with Conte and Costa?

They are acting like children sending text messages. Perhaps the Child Support Agency should get involved to sort the mess out.

Couldn’t do any worse than the muppet management. At least Conte should send a bunch of flowers via Brazil interflora to apologise for the misunderstanding caused by predictive text and promise undying love . Do they still have salt mines in Russia?

Paul Zealey <paul@paulzealey.co.uk>

 

 


One thought on “The Muppet Show has arrived at Chelsea – the sale of Nemanja Matic to Manchester United proved it

  • Si
    1 month ago

    Chelsea selling United Matic is the best bit of business by United and after the start he has made player of the season at United could be a possibility. At the moment Chelsea seem to be a joke with a constant Circus running. Costa’s situation should have been sorted before the start of the season regardless of any text.

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